🐾🐾 and i'll 🐾🐾 back
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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"You should thank me for finding you too attractive to be allowed to make any decisions about your own body"
Men think way too highly of themselves.
- Mod D.